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Content When you realize that the only place where your script is currently stored, is the clipboard.

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Content phantomrose96 Follow I could never be a video game developer because it would simply be impossible for me to put in the same inhuman dedication to making games as Gamers put into breaking games. I'd release something and the entire internet community would be like "MOST broken game ever FULL of BUGS and GLITCHES we have found FIVE-HUNDRED glitches" and every single one would be like "If you run into the far-back church corridor wall in the Deep Ceruluan map and kickflip precisely 4 times then pause and unpause the game it will make your character clip out of bounds" and I'd just have to be like "yeah that's because why the fuck would I run into the far-back wall and kickflip 4 times and pause and unpause that is objectively stupid and I did not test it and also no I'm not fixing it.

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Ah, the classic programming trivia game that's trolling newbies! The answer is obviously "Hello, world" (highlighted in green), but the joke's in the other options. "Git gud" is both a gaming taunt AND a version control pun. "Download Linux" is what every Stack Overflow answer suggests when you have a Windows problem. And "Error 404" is what your career becomes after forgetting a semicolon. The title "Git Gud" is extra spicy because it's telling beginners they need to master Git (arguably more terrifying than any algorithm).