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SHOULD I ASK? IM LOCKED OUT, AND TRYING TO GET MY ROOMMATE TO LET ME FIRST I TRIED HER CELL PHONE, BUT ITS OFF. THEN I TRIED IRC, BUT SHE’S NOT ONLINE I COULDNT FIND ANYTHING TO THROW AT HER WINDOW, SO I SSH’D INTO THE MAC MINI IN THE LIVING ROOM AND GOT THE SPEECH SYNTH TO YELL TO HER FOR ME. HEY IM LOCKED OUT DOWNSTAIRS BUT I THINK I LEFT THE VOLUME WAY DOWN, SO IM READING THE OS X DOCS TO LEARN TO SET THE VOLUME VIA COMMAND LINE. AH. I TAKE IT THE DOORBELL DOESN’T WORK?