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Content my folder: Downloads me: cd downloads Linux: I've never met this man in my life.

Content Nick Dobos NickADobos You can get python api access to actual human brains grown in a lab computing is about to get WEIRD wetware hardware INCLUDED IN YOUR ACCESS Integrated RD environment for biocomputing research 247 remote access to brain organoid Realtime neural stimulation and reading Programming API for Python Digital notebook for documentation and research Data storage and backup Technical support Mandy Stadtmiller mandystadt May 29 16 partially grown human brains with no mouths, tiny eyes called organoids that live for 100 days comprise the "world's first bioprocessor" for a "million times less power than a digital chip" and omfg we are now in fact living in The Matrix

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Content Me welcoming the 2 interns that will be staffed on my project and billed to the client as full time expert consultants in IT

Content DON'T KNOW WHAT CROWDSTRIKE IS AND AT THIS POINT IM TOO AFRAID TO ASK

Content THE 1 PROGRAMMER EXCUSE FOR LEGITIMATELY SLACKING OFF: "MY CODE'S COMPILING." HEY! GET BACK TO WORK: COMPILING! OH. CARRY ON