It Cant Be Done

THE ABSOLUTE TRAGEDY of being a developer in the wild! 😭 Open a terminal to check something innocent like disk space, and suddenly you're the digital antichrist! The black screen with colorful text might as well be a summoning circle for panic. There you are, DESPERATELY pleading your innocence while Karen from accounting is already dialing the FBI. Meanwhile, the crowd has formed a pitchfork committee and declared you the harbinger of identity theft. Just trying to do your job, but now you're basically the villain in every early 2000s hacker movie!

Content Sir, this spot is for the handicapped only! Eclipse is better than IntelliJ. Sorry for bothering you. Have a nice day!

Content Dishpit & @Dishpit in case you didn't know, this is how you're actually supposed to do software versioning Pride versioning 2.7.123 Proud version Bump when vou are proud of the release Shame version Bump when fixing things too embarrassing to admit Default version Just normal/okay releases

Content OK looks like a simple script will do - we can do this in vanilla IS, no problem! No need for a framework... And the code will be cleaner if I add an abstraction layer over the database and if I use API endpoints 1 guess I could document it and out it on Github, maybe it'll help someone out... Hmm, I guess I should make this a bit more object oriented... ..and it can't hurt to separate out the front-end with templates... WHAT'S THIS?? ANOTHER Javascript Framework!? And alreody 1000 stars on Github?? Tell me you didn' I mean... it wasn't on purpose. CommitStrip.com

Content Tweet Ben Bartlett bencbartlett parent: if all your friends jumped off a cliff, would you do it too? machine learning model: yes 11:33 AM 62620 from San Francisco, CA. Twitter for iPhone

Content nooo you cant use git for your music tracks it is made only for coding projects git commit -m "added a new bassline"