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Is This What My OS Professor Meant

computer science fork unix Cs fundamentals Operating systems Process management Posix System calls

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6 months ago 218,450 views 0 shares

Is This What My OS Professor Meant

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When your OS professor explains process forking and you finally get it. That moment when you realize a parent process creates an exact copy of itself, and suddenly all those cryptic fork() calls make sense. The child process is literally a duplicate - same code, same memory space (initially), just a different PID. Eight years of coding and I still chuckle when someone says "fork a child process" with a straight face. The POSIX humor we never asked for but secretly enjoy.

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