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Content reasxn 6h 1 Award If people don't understand the difference between Git and GitHub, tell them to think about it as Porn and PornHub. Reply 4 395 J

Content HTML isn't a programming language. It's a markup language!1 It's not turing-complete!!1 You are not a real programmer!!1 34 34 HTML is a programming language. 14 0.1 10 score 55 2 70 85 100 115 HTML is a programming language because it is declarative instructions meant to be executed by a computer. Turing-completeness does not determine whether a language is a programming one or not. Does that mean that data formatting standards, such as XML, LaTeX, Roff etc. are really programming languages? Yes, because ultimately a programming language is an artificial abstract categorization we setup to refer to different rules and data. CSS, Conway's game of life, REAL life and digital electronics are all turing complete yet most people wouldn't call them 14 programming langauges. Why? Because it's 2 0.1 semantics. Either way, most people who laugh at "HTML isn't a 130 145 programming langauge memes are brainlets.

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Content In case of fire -O- 1. git commit 4 2. git push 3. leave building git commit -m " git push Username for https:github.com': f000000 Password for https:foooooogithub.com': remote: Support for password authentication was removed on August 13, 2021. Please use a personal access token instead.

Content rAskReddit Posted by uworldtraveler100 10h What technology are you shocked has not advanced yet? 26.8k J 14.6k Share Award BEST COMMENTS RegulatoryCapture 4h A 1 Award The legal code. Computer programmers have come up with beautiful collab- orative change tracking systems (like git) that let you easily make changes to a huge base of code, track who changed what, submit and resolve conflicting versions of updates, etc. But when we pass a new bill that replaces or modifies an old law, it is always some 300 page document with pages of "Subsection F Paragraph 3 will be modified to read 'XYZ' Why not put the laws into a git repository and make it easy for bills to just modify the existing history to say what you want it to say? And why not have the transparency to see exactly what changes and WHO implemented that change? Want to slip some pork for your district into an unrelated bill? Well, that edit is going to have your name on it. Of course it will never happen. Reply 4 928 J imtn 1h Who the heck wrote this ridiculous bill? git blame Ah. I did. 217

Content Alright, everyone, we need a new aubmission for rProgrammerilumor. Any Ideas? We can bash PHP again! or do a bad post! How about an original joke?