Ed Posting

Imagine being so paranoid about state-sponsored hackers that you use Notepad++ and it STILL gets compromised. Meanwhile, `ed` users are sitting there with their 50-year-old line editor, smugly sipping coffee while the entire software supply chain burns around them. The joke here? While fancy modern editors are getting backdoored left and right, good ol' `ed` from the Unix Stone Age remains untouchable—mostly because hackers probably forgot it exists. It's like bringing a Nokia 3310 to a smartphone security conference and flexing that you've never been hacked. Technically correct, the best kind of correct.