Ed Memes

Imagine being so paranoid about state-sponsored hackers that you use Notepad++ and it STILL gets compromised. Meanwhile, `ed` users are sitting there with their 50-year-old line editor, smugly sipping coffee while the entire software supply chain burns around them. The joke here? While fancy modern editors are getting backdoored left and right, good ol' `ed` from the Unix Stone Age remains untouchable—mostly because hackers probably forgot it exists. It's like bringing a Nokia 3310 to a smartphone security conference and flexing that you've never been hacked. Technically correct, the best kind of correct.

Ah, the eternal battle of text editors vs. modern web frameworks. Our dapper gentleman here is rejecting the bloated monstrosity that is modern JavaScript frameworks (looking at you, Vue.js) in favor of the humble 'ed' text editor - possibly the most minimalist text editor in existence. For the uninitiated, 'ed' is a line-oriented text editor from the 1970s that makes vim look like a luxury cruise ship. It's basically what you'd use if you wanted your coding experience to be as painful as possible, but hey, at least it won't eat 500MB of RAM just to change a string. The hardest of the hardcore Unix veterans still swear by it, right before they start ranting about kids these days with their fancy syntax highlighting and autocompletion.