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Someone just walked into Torvalds' Linux repository demanding a .exe file like they're at a drive-thru window ordering a McFlurry. They want to "download and install" Linux like it's a Windows application, completely oblivious to the fact that they're staring at the literal source code of an operating system kernel. The beautiful irony? They're asking for a Linux .exe file. That's like going to a Tesla dealership and asking them to fill up your gas tank. The .exe extension is a Windows executable format, my friend. Linux uses ELF binaries, shell scripts, or you know... you actually compile the code. But sure, let's just package an entire operating system kernel into a convenient double-clickable Windows executable because that makes total sense. The rage-filled rant calling developers "STUPID FUCKING SMELLY NERDS" for not catering to their complete lack of understanding is *chef's kiss*. Nothing says "I'm ready to contribute to open source" quite like insulting the entire developer community while fundamentally misunderstanding what you're looking at.

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