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OH. MY. GOD. The absolute HORROR of receiving this text message! 😱 It's like the entire programming apocalypse packed into a single notification! When your ride-sharing app has a complete meltdown and starts spewing raw code errors instead of actual information. "NaN minutes" because time is now just a meaningless concept, "[object Object]" because who needs actual driver information anyway, and "license plate undefined" because identifying vehicles is SO last century. This is what happens when the developer tests NOTHING and ships everything. Somewhere, a backend engineer is having heart palpitations while frantically scrolling through Stack Overflow.

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The absolute TRAUMA of having to explain JavaScript Promises to another human being! This poor developer would literally rather face a firing squad than attempt to articulate the hellscape of asynchronous programming. "Don't shoot! I am JS Developer" he pleads, but when asked to explain Promises? "SHOOT." The desperation! The drama! The absolute surrender to sweet, sweet death rather than explaining why your callback hell needed to be replaced with .then() chains that somehow became even MORE confusing! At least with death you only suffer once - explaining Promises is eternal suffering!

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Ah, the eternal standoff between human laziness and HTML syntax. That unclosed button tag just sitting there, mocking you while you're desperately hoping some AI assistant will swoop in and add that magical </button> for you. The Pablo Escobar waiting meme perfectly captures that existential emptiness as you stare at your screen, wondering if you really need to expend the energy to type those nine extra characters. Is it "vibe coding" or just peak developer energy conservation? Either way, that button's staying unclosed until the heat death of the universe.