Zero Days Without A New JS Framework

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Ah, the classic developer passive-aggressive error message. Instead of just saying "endpoint not found" like a normal person, this dev decided to write a whole novel about the user's life choices. The highlighted code shows what happens when a 404 error occurs during a password reset - rather than blaming the system, the developer crafted an elaborate user backstory involving forgetfulness, remembering, logging in, account deletion, and then clicking a stale link. That sarcastic "Wow! What a journey!" at the end is the digital equivalent of a slow clap. I bet this dev also names variables after their exes.

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