If The Variable Is Constant, Why Is It A Variable?

Content I AM A DEVELOPER. NO WAY. I AM A DEVELOPER! DOES THAT MAKE US BEST FRIENDS!? NO. OH. BECAUSE BEING A DEVELOPER IS ONLY PART OF WHO WE ARE AND THERE'S SO MUCH MORE TO LEARN ABOUT EACH OTHER? YES... THAT'S WHY. php Little Porpoise

GitHub is all professional and polished, looking like it just stepped out of a corporate photoshoot. StackOverflow is giving you that knowing smirk—it's seen some things, answered some questions, probably roasted a few newbies who didn't format their code properly. Then there's your actual code, which looks like it was drawn by someone having a fever dream during a hackathon at 4 AM. The reality is that your GitHub repos look pristine with their README files and organized commits, while StackOverflow solutions seem elegant and well-thought-out. But when you actually open your codebase? It's a Frankenstein's monster of copy-pasted snippets, TODO comments from 2019, and functions named "doTheThing2_FINAL_actuallyFinal_v3". The gap between what your code looks like in your head versus what it actually is could fit the entire JavaScript ecosystem in it.

Content When it's your first time using an IDE and you accidentally do something which alters the whole UI

Content Tests felled: 1, passed: 3 of 4 tests - 1 min 20 sec Ten 1 min 20 sec 25 sec 414 ms 15 sec 907 ms 15 sec 892 ms 22 sec 418 ms junit. framework.AssertionFailedError: Expected : 999999999999999999 Actual :999999999999999999 I sClick to see differences

Found the one Python programmer who got rich. Not from writing code, but from realizing that p == np evaluates to True when p = np . The P vs NP problem is a million-dollar Millennium Prize, and this genius just "solved" it by assigning a variable. Seven years of computer science education and all I got was this stupid joke about computational complexity theory.

The sacred handshake of iteration! While philosophers have been pondering "what is the meaning of i?" for centuries, programmers just throw it in a for loop and call it a day. Both groups spend hours staring into the void, but one gets paid to do it. The beautiful irony? Neither fully understands what they're doing - philosophers by design, programmers by deadline.