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The heroic handshake between Frontend and Backend devs with JSON as their sacred treaty is what keeps the internet running. Meanwhile, the "Full Stack" dev is just Tom from Tom & Jerry, hiding under the table and pretending they're equally proficient at both. Sure, they can build an entire app, but with the CSS skills of a backend dev and the database design of a frontend dev. It's the tech equivalent of being mediocre at two instruments instead of mastering one. But hey, companies love hiring one person to do two jobs for 1.2x the salary!

Remember when web development meant just grabbing your Laravel briefcase and heading out the door? Fast forward to today, and you're drowning in a sea of frameworks and libraries! SpongeBob perfectly captures the evolution from the simpler "Then" days with just Laravel to the chaotic "Now" where you're bombarded with Express.js, Next.js, GraphQL, REST APIs, multiple Node.js versions, and React with its infinity symbol (because the learning curve truly never ends). It's like going from carrying a single briefcase to juggling flaming chainsaws while riding a unicycle. The thousand-yard stare in modern SpongeBob's eyes is the universal expression of every developer who just wanted to update a simple dependency and ended up rebuilding their entire tech stack.

The bike represents a classic web architecture where everything is duct-taped together with questionable integration. The back-end (purple part) and front-end (green part) are connected by a REST API that's literally plastic wrap and tape. This is what happens when your "microservices" architecture is designed during a hackathon at 4am fueled by energy drinks and desperation. The developers stand proudly next to their monstrosity as if they've just revolutionized computing. Spoiler: they haven't.

Content C Closed miku-chan03 opened this issue on 18 Oct 2017 2 comments miku-chan03 commented on 18 Oct 2017 Contributor Hil I fixie wixied the JSON-api fucksy wucksie!!! pp I repwaced the Prototypes. func wilf a more streamylined- kawaii Pwototypiee. funkywunks object that make the JS go sooper dooper fast!! XD starts twerking Can u pwease merge my pull wequest senpai?!! UwU gaearon commented on 19 Oct 2017 what in the name of fuck Contributor gaearon closed this permanently on 19 Oct 2017 UwU

Content 7 hours ago 0 applicants Full-time Entry level I 10,001 employees Accounting You have a preferred skill badge Apply Save To qualify for the role, you must have Bachelor's degree in a technical field andor -equivalent work experience 10 years of client side JavaScript experience 3 years of Angular experience 7 years of Query experience 7 years of RESTful application development 10 years of HTML5 experience 10 years of CSS experience Familiarity with and the ability to apply Design Patterns