Who Needs For Loops? Oh Wait, I Do

loops Syntax Index Foreach Counter Iterator

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Who Needs For Loops? Oh Wait, I Do

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The eternal programmer's paradox: using foreach to avoid the complexity of traditional for loops, only to realize you desperately need the index anyway. That moment when your elegant, clean code solution crumbles because you forgot about that one edge case where you need to know "where" you are in the collection. Then shamefully creating a counter variable outside the loop like some kind of barbarian. The cognitive dissonance is physically painful.

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