Underwater JavaScript: Where Your Tears Blend In

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Underwater JavaScript: Where Your Tears Blend In

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Oh. My. God. The ABSOLUTE GENIUS of coding JavaScript underwater! 💦 Because let's face it - nothing masks the sound of your existential screams like several feet of water and the crushing weight of callback hell. When your promises get rejected for the 47th time, just dive deeper! The fish don't judge your spaghetti code, they just swim by with that blank stare that says "at least I don't have to deal with npm dependencies." Honestly, it's the only environment where "undefined is not a function" feels less painful than the water pressure on your eardrums!

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