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The cloud bill from hell has arrived! Someone's serverless function just went nuclear at 24166% of the monthly limit, casually adding $96,280 to the bill. That innocent little function you deployed Friday evening before heading to the bar? It's been partying harder than you did. Vercel just sent the kind of notification that makes DevOps engineers update their resumes at 3 AM. The best part? That cheerful reminder you'll continue being charged $40 per 100 GB hours, as if saying "Hope you enjoyed your accidental Ferrari purchase, would you like fries with that?" This is why we can't have nice things in the cloud. Free tier giveth, infinite scaling taketh away.

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