Innocent newbie: "I'll just use array.sort() to sort these numbers!"
JavaScript: *sorts lexicographically* "Did I stutter?"
Nothing says "welcome to JavaScript" quite like discovering your numbers are being sorted as strings. That moment when you realize you need array.sort((a,b) => a-b)
and question all your life choices that led you to web development.
It's basically JavaScript's hazing ritual - "Oh, you thought programming would make sense? That's adorable."