"So how many JS web frameworks are there?" *inhales*

Content 17. You Retweeted Ben Awad benawad You're 25. You work on legacy code at a startup with founders who are 28. You haven't seen a single unit test since 2014 and daily standup takes an hour. You stick around for a few years and learn nothing. Company eventually dies and you're almost 30 still coding angular. js 2:00 PM 2022-08-21 Twitter Web App 166 Retweets 37 Quote Tweets 2,326 Likes 17 1 ProdrammerHumor.io

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Two wizards plotting the downfall of developer sanity! Nothing says "I wield ultimate power" like enforcing tabs over spaces or requiring semicolons after every statement. These lint lords stand atop their mountain, gazing upon the kingdom of code they're about to throw into chaos with their arcane proclamations. The dark wizard is definitely pushing for "no-unused-vars" while his companion is advocating for "max-line-length: 80". Together they're crafting the perfect ESLint config that will make the entire engineering team contemplate career changes. Pure evil has never been so perfectly indented.

Oh look, it's the classic VS Code experience - where your brain flips upside down trying to figure out what you're actually doing! The text being upside down is basically what happens to your mental state after staring at those fancy IntelliSense suggestions for 8 hours straight. Your code starts making sense, then suddenly you're writing gibberish that somehow still compiles. Marked as duplicate, closed by moderator.

Content Lavern Spicer lavern spicer Where I come from, 12 equals 12. That's the mentality we need to have to take back this country. ProgrammerHumor.