Programming with Javascript libraries

OH. MY. GOD. The absolute HORROR when you realize that all these "innovative" browsers are just Chrome in a trench coat! 😱 The meme shows the shocking moment of clarity when someone puts on their "reality glasses" and sees that nearly ALL these supposedly unique browsers—Comet, Atlas, Dia, Brave, Edge, Opera, Safari, Firefox, Arc, Samsung—are secretly just Chrome underneath! They're all using Chromium as their engine! It's like finding out your ten "different" dating app matches are actually the same person with different wigs! Google's browser monopoly is the tech industry's worst-kept secret, and we're all just living in Chrome's world while these browsers play dress-up! The diversity was a LIE!

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Content Lol the Twitter webapp is trying to load something from its internal graphql API and getting a 429 Too Many Requests response. Twitter's Javascript ignores the error and tries again, hundreds of times a second. Twitter is DDOSing itself. 17:44 - 1723 des de Earth 54,3k visualitzacions 233 retuits 38 cites 821 agradaments 26 preferits 17

You literally just declared a class. You haven't even written a constructor yet. But ESLint is already throwing hands like you committed a war crime against code quality. The audacity to complain about unused variables when the ink isn't even dry on your first line is peak linter energy. It's like having a backseat driver who starts screaming before you've even left the driveway. Yes, ESLint, I know it's unused—I just created it 0.2 seconds ago. Let me breathe. Let me live. Let me at least finish my thought before you judge my entire architectural decision. The best part? You're probably going to use it in the next line, but ESLint doesn't care about your future plans. It lives in the eternal now, where every unused declaration is a personal attack on its existence.

When you need to check if a number is odd, but writing n % 2 !== 0 is too mainstream, so you create a 1.3M downloads/month npm package that emails Google and Reddit support to ask them. The function has 50 lines of code to send emails, parse responses, and return a Promise, when it could be a one-liner. Modern JavaScript development in its purest form - why solve a problem in 1 line when you can create an entire microservice ecosystem?

Content Dawood Ali yugdiputsa Take a dictionary, open it on a random page and pick a random word. Now google for "word.js" Congrats, you have discovered a new Javascript library. 11:25 am 05 Jan 21 Twitter for Android