Programming with Javascript libraries

A cosmic correlation chart showing Earth as the only planet with both JavaScript and 120+ billion deaths. Turns out JavaScript wasn't created to build web apps—it's actually an elaborate population control mechanism! Those undefined is not a function errors aren't bugs, they're features designed to induce developer rage-quitting existence. The real reason aliens haven't contacted us? They scanned our GitHub repos and noped right out of our solar system. "TypeError: Cannot read property 'intelligence' of undefined."

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Ah yes, the web development journey in four panels. "Learn to make a website" - sure, sounds fun! "Add the HTML" - easy peasy, just throw some tags around. "Add the CSS" - and that's where the villain origin story begins. The fourth panel showing pure existential dread is basically every frontend dev at 2AM trying to center a div. HTML is your obedient puppy, but CSS is that cat that knocks your coffee onto your keyboard while maintaining eye contact.