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The AUDACITY of these people! 💅 First they're like "Can you render this file for me?" then have the NERVE to expect you to use YOUR precious server resources?! Honey, my server isn't running a charity drive for your computational laziness! The classic client-side vs server-side battle where everyone wants the fancy results but nobody wants to sacrifice THEIR precious CPU cycles. It's like asking someone to bake you a cake and then demanding they eat it too! The sheer DRAMA of web development relationships - first date: "Can I have this file?" second date: "Why aren't you doing ALL THE WORK?!"

The eternal frontend family drama unfolding before our eyes! CSS, wielding its red lightsaber of specificity, reveals itself as the father of poor little CSS-in-JS. The relationship is... complicated, to say the least. CSS has been controlling the styling universe since the dawn of web development, while the younger generation just wanted some component-scoped freedom. Every frontend dev who's fought the cascade knows this pain - you think you're writing independent styles until !important comes along and ruins your day. The force of inheritance is strong with this one.

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Remember when developers were optimization wizards who could cram entire games into kilobytes? Now we've got frameworks that need a small data center just to print "Hello World." The left doge is the chad programmer of '96 flexing on fitting Pokémon Red into a mere 512kB cartridge—an actual miracle of code efficiency. Meanwhile, modern devs (right doge) are having existential crises because their JavaScript framework with 237 dependencies needs a gigabyte of RAM to display two words on a screen. Progress!