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Oh look, it's the ultimate programmer dilemma! Should you select ALL the squares because that code is absolutely crawling with bugs, or hit skip because technically none of them contain an actual insect? That obfuscated JavaScript nightmare with all those hex values and weird variable names is the kind of code that makes senior devs wake up in cold sweats. It's probably some minified production code that nobody dares to touch because "it works, don't ask how." The real joke is that after 15 years in this industry, I'd still stare at this captcha for a solid minute wondering if I should click all squares or none. Then I'd just refresh the page and hope for traffic lights instead.

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Ah yes, the "modern" software stack—where simplicity goes to die and your resume gets a steroid injection. What started as "I just want to build a website" has evolved into this technological fever dream where you need 47 different frameworks, 23 APIs, and a small data center just to display "Hello World." The real kicker? Half of these technologies will be deprecated by the time you finish reading this. Your frontend needs React, unless the client prefers Angular, or maybe Vue, or wait—is Flutter hot this week? Don't forget Tailwind because apparently regular CSS wasn't complicated enough. And look at that "optional" messaging layer that's somehow mandatory in every architecture review. Nothing says efficiency like having Kafka, RabbitMQ, and SQS all running simultaneously because different teams couldn't agree on which one to use. The best part? Some poor soul will have to maintain this Jenga tower of dependencies while management wonders why projects take so long to complete.

Content Giulio Carrara 3rd Software Engineer 1d g Dear recruiters, if you are looking for: - Java, Python, PHP - React, Angular - PostgreSQL, Redis, MongoDB - AWS, S3, EC2, ECS, EKS - nix system administration - Git and CI with TDD - Docker, Kubernetes That's not a Full Stack Developer. That's an entire IT department. Yours truly 8,0 391 comments