Hell Memes

OMG, running npm install is like summoning the DEMON LORD OF DEPENDENCIES from the porcelain throne! 🚽👹 One second you're innocently trying to install a tiny package, and the next your toilet is LITERALLY ERUPTING with hellfire and 37,582 packages you never asked for! And there you are, cowering in the corner, questioning your life choices while your node_modules folder grows large enough to achieve sentience and apply for its own zip code! THE HORROR!

The eternal JavaScript paradox: someone thinks they'll escape it in hell, not realizing it was forged there in the first place. That's like hoping to avoid sand at the beach. The irony is that while you're trying to center a div or debugging why undefined is not a function for the 500th time, Satan's probably running a legacy codebase with IE6 compatibility requirements and no documentation. JavaScript isn't punishment—it's training.