JavaScript Type Coercion: The Language Of Surprises

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Oh sweet coding gods, behold the miracle of modern software development! A tiny dog somehow balancing precariously on three bottles labeled with the holy trinity of self-taught programming: Stack Overflow, GitHub, and some JavaScript framework that changes every 3.5 seconds! This is LITERALLY every self-taught developer's career in one image - constantly on the verge of catastrophic collapse, yet somehow still standing through the divine intervention of copy-pasted code, documentation we pretend to read, and tutorials we watch at 2x speed. The only thing keeping us from being exposed as complete frauds is these three sacred pillars and the audacity to keep pushing to production anyway!

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The four horsemen of programming reality: what people think (hardware surgery), what parents think (rocket science), what you think (complex algorithms), and what you actually do (Googling "How to use dates in Javascript" for the 47th time this week). Nothing says "senior developer with 10 years experience" quite like having absolutely no idea how to handle dates without checking Stack Overflow first. It's not impostor syndrome if we're all impostors.