Jailbreak your iPhone using HTML

When your debug statement has served its purpose, there's only one thing left to do: bid it farewell with a dramatic console.log. That "hereeeeeeeeeee" is the digital equivalent of a cowboy riding off into the sunset – it's done its job tracking down that elusive bug that was making your code behave like it was written after a three-day caffeine bender. And just like Woody, you know deep down you'll be adding another one two minutes later when the next bug appears. The circle of debugging life continues.

Content Anonymous 030713(Thu)15:27 No. 32091513 Replies: 232092610 32092927 32091493 Regexing with several editors: acme: Oh, I want to execute a regular expression on my text here. Here I go. I take my mouse hand off my keys. move my mouse hand to my mouse grip the mouse with my mouse hand I move the mouse to the tag strip on top of the editing buffer click the tag strip I release the mouse move my mouse hand to the keys I write the regex I take my mouse hand off the keys I move my mouse hand to my mouse grip the mouse and press da butans drag the mouse over the regex to highlight it I release da butans I watch as my regex hopefully does what it needs to do on the first try. move the mouse to the editing buffer to continue inputting text I release the mouse move my mouse hand to the keys FINALLY start typing again. Emacs: press both foot pedals press meta shift control sysrg play the moonlight sonata on the two extra leopards while requesting Regex-Mode with the headstick hit the electric cymbals strapped under my arm and while putting the shift-stick I have gripped tightly with my sphincter into turbo mode signal my two assistants to turn their keys in unison, NOW! input the regex release all keys and watch as emacs gracefully rearranges the text vIm: escape or equivalent :sfoobarg enter continue editing

Content This onion won't make me cry JavaScript will never be fully replaced

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Nothing screams academic credibility like claiming "JavaScript (or Java)" as if they're interchangeable. That's like saying "A Ferrari (or a bicycle)" is a mode of transportation. The author clearly did their research by checking the "both have Java in the name" box and calling it a day. Next chapter probably explains how HTML is the best programming language and Stack Overflow is just a website about pancakes.

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