Is First Child: When CSS Selectors Invade Family Life

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Is First Child: When CSS Selectors Invade Family Life

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Wife: "I'm sick of your obsession with programming. Even our son is affected by it."

Husband: *smirking because he knows exactly what she means by "first child" in CSS selectors*

Look, we've all been there. You spend 12 hours debugging a layout issue only to discover it's because :first-child doesn't work when there's text before your element. Meanwhile, your family thinks you've gone completely mental for muttering "why won't you select?!" at 2 AM. The struggle between family life and the inexplicable joy of perfectly targeting DOM elements is real.

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