Front End vs Back End

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Oh look, it's the ultimate programmer dilemma! Should you select ALL the squares because that code is absolutely crawling with bugs, or hit skip because technically none of them contain an actual insect? That obfuscated JavaScript nightmare with all those hex values and weird variable names is the kind of code that makes senior devs wake up in cold sweats. It's probably some minified production code that nobody dares to touch because "it works, don't ask how." The real joke is that after 15 years in this industry, I'd still stare at this captcha for a solid minute wondering if I should click all squares or none. Then I'd just refresh the page and hope for traffic lights instead.

The syntax evolution of conditional statements is a wild ride! First we have "Elsif" - the fancy Pascal/Ada way that makes you feel like you're coding with a monocle. Then "elif" arrives as Python's sleek, minimalist approach (because who needs those extra letters anyway?). "else if" shows up as the sensible middle ground used in C/C++/Java that actually reads like English. But then... the posh British gentleman at the bottom with "otherwise" - that's some proper Ruby/Haskell functional programming elegance right there. It's like watching conditional statements get progressively more sophisticated until they're sipping tea with their pinky out.

Content 17. You Retweeted Ben Awad benawad You're 25. You work on legacy code at a startup with founders who are 28. You haven't seen a single unit test since 2014 and daily standup takes an hour. You stick around for a few years and learn nothing. Company eventually dies and you're almost 30 still coding angular. js 2:00 PM 2022-08-21 Twitter Web App 166 Retweets 37 Quote Tweets 2,326 Likes 17 1 ProdrammerHumor.io

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