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Content When programmers decide which programming language is dead PHP lava Ruby COBOL First time?

Content TYPESCRIPT THE 900R THE MOUSE (SHUR NISA DOG "Now! That should clear up a few things around here!"

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Content Hibame14 3 Translated from Japanese by Google A pleasant headache comes at an early stage when you touch js 12:33 PM Aug 26, 2019 Twitter for Android

The battle-hardened senior dev looking down at the Webpack and Vite logos like they're mere toys. After 15 years of manually configuring Apache servers at 3am and compiling C++ with makefiles written by Satan himself, watching junior "vibe coders" celebrate because their hot reload works is both adorable and irritating. Remember when we had to restart the entire server just to see if our CSS change worked? Kids these days will never know the character-building suffering of waiting 45 seconds for Internet Explorer 6 to crash after each debug attempt.

Content TYPES OF RPROGRAMMERHUMOR POSTS CLIENTS ARE STUPID DOES NEEDING TO USE GOOGLE AND DOCUMENTATION MAKE YOU A BAD PROGRAMMER? COMPILERS ARE MOSTLY BAD AT EXPLAINING SYNTAX ERRORS IS IT OKAY TO USE INFINITE RAM? HOLD MY BEER WHILE I MAKE FUN OF JAVASCRIPT STACKOVERFLOW VOTED LEAST FRIENDLY SITE HERE'S HOW I CREATED A NEW TOOL AND STILL FAILED TO PASS A JOB INTERVIEW USING THAT SAME TOOL NUMBER OF PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES REQUIRED ON JOB OFFERS HAVE INCREASED 3000 IN THE LAST CENTURY PRINTING "HELLO. WORLD!" DOES NOT TEACH EVERYTHING ABOUT A LANGUAGE WHAT I'M DOING DOES NOT CORRESPOND TO WHAT I THINK SOCIETY THINKS I'M DOING: A CASE STUDY IN FIXING PRINTERS FOR FREE NEW RECORD: ONE USER TRAPPED IN VIM FOR 50 CONSECUTIVE YEARS RECURSI000ON: LOOK HOW META I AM! read the original version at https:kcd.com2456