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When you're so good at stopping DDoS attacks that you accidentally DDoS yourself. Cloudflare, the company that shields websites from attacks, managed to take down their own API with a simple React useEffect hook mistake. It's like a firefighter setting their own station on fire while demonstrating how not to start fires. The irony is just *chef's kiss* - a dashboard loop causing an API outage. Somewhere, a junior dev is updating their resume while a senior dev is explaining to management that "it worked on my machine."

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Opening that dusty project after half a year and running npm install is like unleashing ancient demons from a portal to dependency hell. Six months is enough time for half your packages to become "deprecated," three to have "breaking changes," and at least one to be completely abandoned by its creator who's now living off-grid in Montana. The toilet isn't just flushing your code—it's summoning an eldritch horror of conflicting versions and peer dependency warnings that would make Cthulhu weep. And you're just standing there, watching your terminal vomit red text while contemplating your life choices.

The perfect metaphor for web architecture doesn't exi-- Backend: Three people cooking in primitive conditions with giant pots over open flames. The unsung heroes doing the actual heavy lifting while covered in sweat and smoke. Frontend: A polished restaurant interior with mood lighting and fancy tables. Looks great but completely useless without the backend's cooking. APIs: The waitstaff in formal attire carrying food from kitchen to table. They don't make anything themselves but get all the tips for simply transferring data between systems. And somehow management still wonders why backend developers are always grumpy.

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