*cries in arrow functions*

Content what happened to him? he was working with dates in javascript

Content When l'm shitting on JavaScript and the TypeScript developer thinks l'm on his side

Content WHEN YOU WRITE SEM INSTEAD OF 5PX

Content Good morning I hope my message find you in a good health 12:09 PM I need some help with ITJAVA assignment I don't know if you are able to help me or not 12:10 PM Please let me know 12:11 PM more precisely JAVAScript 12:11 PM

Content I heard of a guy who put a js function in every piece of spec workcompetition work he did. For every day after full payment was due, the function would lower the opacity of body by 1. As soon as full payment was given, he'd remove the function. If the client paid in full and on time, everything was fine, if they did not, their site would slowly fade away over the course of a few months. edit: Here's the code: var due new Date('2020-01-01'): var today new Date(); var daydiff Math.ceil((due.getTime() - today. getTime()) 86400000); var opacity daydiff 0 ? (100 daydiff) 100 : 1; document.querySelector ("body").style.opacity opacity; Give Award Share Report Save

Finally, a project status report that doesn't sugarcoat reality! This is what happens when your PM asks for "complete transparency" and you take it personally. From the 23.64 GB codebase (because who needs optimization?) to the "mix of tabs and spaces" (the mark of a true chaotic evil), this is every tech lead's nightmare made manifest. My favorite part? The test status: "Segmentation fault (core dumped)" paired with "passing if you try a second time" — which is basically every developer saying "it works on my machine" with extra steps. And let's not ignore the "coffee drunk: 694 L" metric — the only truly accurate measurement in the entire report.