Coding With Eslint

PHP sitting there like the cockroach that survived the nuclear apocalypse while everyone keeps throwing funeral arrangements at it. For THREE DECADES people have been writing PHP's obituary, and yet here we are in 2025 celebrating its 30th birthday like it's some kind of immortal deity that feeds on developer hatred. ColdFusion? Dead. ASP.NET's glory days? Faded. NextJS being the "PHP killer"? PHP literally laughed and ate another slice of birthday cake. The cycle is HILARIOUS: new framework drops → "PHP is dead!" → PHP continues powering like 77% of the web → confused pikachu face → repeat. Meanwhile Ruby on Rails and Django got their little moment of fame in the timeline like supporting characters in PHP's never-ending sitcom. The real plot twist? That

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Ah, the classic developer passive-aggressive error message. Instead of just saying "endpoint not found" like a normal person, this dev decided to write a whole novel about the user's life choices. The highlighted code shows what happens when a 404 error occurs during a password reset - rather than blaming the system, the developer crafted an elaborate user backstory involving forgetfulness, remembering, logging in, account deletion, and then clicking a stale link. That sarcastic "Wow! What a journey!" at the end is the digital equivalent of a slow clap. I bet this dev also names variables after their exes.

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The race starts with such promise! Python slithers along gracefully, Java swims with enterprise-grade determination, and JavaScript spins chaotically but effectively. Then reality strikes—the bottom panel reveals what actually happens when code runs in production. Python trips on an IndentationError (because who needs curly braces when you have whitespace?), Java crashes with the dreaded NullPointerException (checking if null == null == null), and poor JavaScript is still waiting for its dependencies with "NPM Install..." frozen at 99%. Meanwhile, C is getting absolutely wrecked by a Segmentation Fault—accessing memory it shouldn't, like that one developer who keeps modifying production directly. The fish referee is just as confused as your project manager during a technical explanation.

Content r just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNULinux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX. Mary computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called "Linux," and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GN system, developed by the GNU Project. There redly is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use.