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Just what we needed - protectionist programming! Nothing says "Make JavaScript Great Again" like banning all those pesky foreign libraries that actually work. Guess I'll just rewrite lodash from scratch instead of my actual project. And while I'm at it, let me reinvent React, jQuery, and every other useful tool because clearly my homegrown American code will have fewer bugs and security issues. Forget standing on the shoulders of giants - we're coding with bootstraps now! Next executive order: all variables must be named in English, and semicolons are now mandatory because they look like tiny American flags.

The eternal web dev holy war, SpongeBob style! Patrick innocently asks if CSS is a programming language, only to be shut down by Squidward's technical pedantry that "it's a style sheet language." But Patrick, undeterred by such trivial distinctions, immediately follows up with "Isn't SQL a programming language?" — perfectly capturing how these debates never end. The real joke? The people who get most worked up about these classifications are usually the same ones who can't center a div without StackOverflow. Next up on Patrick's list: "Is HTML a programming language?" *Squidward has left the chat*

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