ATTENTION PROGRAMMERS: Be sure to check your kid's candy carefully after Halloween. There can be recursions inside!

Content Aditya Singh Follow WEB DEVELOPER SKILL BASICS 1. Html a 2. Css 3. Javascript FRAMEWORK 1. Bootstrap 2. React.is 3. Angular.js A 4. Vue.is DESIGN 1. Figma 2. Photoshop 3. Adobe.XD BACKEND 1. SQL 2. Databases 3. Python 4. Java 5 Techie Programmer (a EXTRA 1. Git 2. Github 3. MediaQuery 4. Library Framework 2022 All You need to know as a Web Developer... Show more 36K 76 r 235

OH. MY. GOD. The absolute DRAMA of being held at gunpoint and your only salvation is to frantically scream "Hello world" like it's some magical incantation! 💀 The soldiers are like "PROVE YOU'RE A PROGRAMMER OR DIE" and this poor soul's entire identity boils down to the ONE thing every programmer learns on day one. Not algorithms. Not data structures. Just the sacred "Hello world" print statement that's basically the secret handshake of our cult. Imagine your life hanging by the thread of a print statement. The AUDACITY! The HORROR! Yet so tragically accurate for our profession!

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The bus to frontend hell has two passengers: JavaScript and TypeScript, both looking equally terrified as they stare at the React error message windshield. That TypeScript was supposed to save you from "undefined" errors, but here you both are, equally doomed by some incomprehensible prop type mismatch that might as well be written in ancient Sumerian. The error stack trace mockingly points to line 11:14 - probably where your will to live disappeared about three hours ago. But hey, at least with TypeScript you can experience the same existential dread with better autocomplete!

Content Luke Jackson lukejacksonn V So pm2 (a node process manager package on pm just caused thou sands of CI builds to fail because of an "optionalDependency" on a pack- age called gkt which is requested as a tarball from a server that was returning 503. That package consists of one file which contains this: console. log( 'Smarty Smart Smarter'); 3:26 AM 23 May 19 Twitter Web Client 643 Retweets 1,415 Likes

Oh snap! This is Boolean variables in their natural habitat - doing the splits between TRUE and FALSE with absolutely no middle ground! Just like this person on the subway bench stretching into oblivion, booleans only know two states: completely true or utterly false. No "kinda true" or "sorta false" allowed in their binary world! They're the drama queens of programming - always dealing in absolutes while the rest of us float-type variables are just trying to exist somewhere in the decimal points of life.