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Content Javascript A nondeterministic markup language suspected to be Turing complete. Its users are often mistakenly called developers. On the seventh day God took a shit and javascript was born. by EducatedGuess March 4, 2018 FLAG

Content Eddy Vinck JavaScript EddyVinckk Web developers in 2020: If we split our JavaScript into separate files and load them on demand we can make the initial request to the homepage 30Kb smaller Game developers in 2020: Here's a 110Gb download including files we're not even using anymore 7:37 PM Jul 13, 2020 Twitter for Android 1 View Tweet activity 29 Retweets 168 Likes

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The eternal JavaScript framework cycle in one perfect image! Three scientists examining a rocket blueprint while standing next to an actual janky rocket made of paper and traffic cones. The disconnect between what we think we're building ("MY JS FRAMEWORK") versus what we actually are ("SOFTWARE ENGINEERS") is *chef's kiss*. Every six months some genius cobbles together a new JS framework held together with duct tape and promises, convincing themselves they're rocket scientists revolutionizing web development. Meanwhile, actual computer scientists are laughing their PhDs off watching us reinvent the wheel with increasingly elaborate names.

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