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Oh. My. GOD. The eternal developer drama in four panels! 😒 Panel 1-3: Developer with dead-inside eyes listening to someone complain about their favorite programming language. Panel 4: ABSOLUTE RAGE EXPLOSION when they hear "then don't use it" - because HOW DARE YOU suggest a simple solution when I've committed my entire personality to hating this language?! The audacity! The betrayal! I didn't spend 7 years crafting elaborate rants about PHP/JavaScript/Python just to be told I could simply... not use it? *faints dramatically*

OH. MY. GOD. The sheer AUDACITY of programmers thinking 8%3=2! Mathematicians are literally LOSING THEIR MINDS right now! 😱 For the uninitiated: in most programming languages, % is the modulo operator that gives you the remainder after division. So 8÷3=2 with remainder 2. Hence 8%3=2. BUT MATHEMATICALLY, modulo is supposed to be the congruence relation! The horror! The betrayal! The absolute mathematical BLASPHEMY! This is why programmers and mathematicians can't be in the same room without someone having a complete meltdown. Trust me, I've seen it happen. It's like watching cats and dogs try to agree on tax policy.

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BEHOLD! The magnificent horror that is someone's attempt to solve a problem with regex! What we're witnessing here is the digital equivalent of trying to perform brain surgery with a chainsaw while blindfolded. That monstrosity of characters isn't code—it's a cry for help! When your regex looks like someone fell asleep on the keyboard, you've officially entered the ninth circle of programming hell. The developer who wrote this probably started with a simple pattern and then spiraled into madness as they kept adding more and more exceptions until their sanity completely evaporated. Their computer is probably still trying to process this abomination to this day!

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