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Content Team responsible for handling loading of the pre-roll video ad With this new codec, we can stream HD over GPRS with zero latency! Only 99.9 of our audience will be able to load the video correctly. We have to do better Perfect compatibility, boss Team responsible for handling loading of the video after the ad has played Well I'm using Chrome 51 on a Core i7 over a fiber connection, and it's perfect. it's hardly lagging at all! CommitStrip.com

Ah yes, the classic "let's rewrite decades of legacy code in a few months" fantasy. For those who don't know, COBOL is the programming equivalent of that ancient Nokia phone your grandpa still uses – outdated but somehow keeping entire nations running. Converting tens of millions of lines of COBOL that handle checks notes just the entire Social Security system to Java is like trying to transplant a whale's brain into a dolphin over a weekend. What could possibly go wrong? Just the financial security of every retiree in America. The best part is the "DOGE wants it done in months" bit. Nothing says "I've never written a line of code in my life" quite like thinking you can replace a 60-year-old system that processes trillions of dollars before your Jira subscription expires. Fun fact: The last time someone tried something similar, they spent $100 million and got absolutely nowhere. But hey, this time it'll be different because... reasons.

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Content My company providing laptop to managers who'll use it for updating JIRA and zoom call sessions You get a macbook, and you get a macbook Everyone gets a macbook My company providing laptop to developers who needs to run Android Studio Best I can do is an outdated Thinkpad