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When Your Spotify Plays Java Instead Of Metal

Legacy code Music Package names Spotify Metal Helloworld Constructor

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When Your Spotify Plays Java Instead Of Metal

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When your music app suddenly starts playing Java code instead of power metal. Nothing gets you pumped for coding like hearing "package it.nanowar.ofsteel.helloworld" blasted through your headphones at full volume. The hilarious part? That constructor parameter "foo" is exactly what I feel like after 12 hours of debugging someone else's legacy code. At least the runtime is only 3:21 - shorter than most compile errors I've seen.

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