When You Ask A Programmer To Apologize

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When You Ask A Programmer To Apologize

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Asked to apologize 1000 times, developer responds with a Java program instead of emotional labor. Classic programmer solution: automate the tedium. The code will print "Sorry babu" exactly 1001 times (that <= operator is doing some heavy lifting). Technically correct - the best kind of correct.

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