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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

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When You Ask A Programmer To Apologize

Java Programming Algorithms
11 months ago 321.5K views 0 shares
When You Ask A Programmer To Apologize
Asked to apologize 1000 times, developer responds with a Java program instead of emotional labor. Classic programmer solution: automate the tedium. The code will print "Sorry babu" exactly 1001 times (that

The Loop That Named Them All

Programming Javascript Algorithms
1 year ago 324.6K views 0 shares
The Loop That Named Them All
Someone asks an engineer to "prove it" by naming every computer ever, and Richard responds with the perfect programmer solution: a loop that literally names every computer "ever." It's the coding equivalent of being asked to name every Pokémon and answering "Jeff. I've named them all Jeff." Technically correct—the best kind of correct! The classic programmer's malicious compliance through clever syntax rather than endless enumeration. Why memorize when you can automate?

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