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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Strongly typed Memes

Posts tagged with Strongly typed

The Price Of Type Safety

Rust C++ Typescript Programming
3 months ago 154.4K views 1 shares
The Price Of Type Safety
The eternal tradeoff of modern programming. Sure, your Haskell/Rust/F# code might be bulletproof with its fancy type system that catches errors before they happen, but good luck getting anything done while you wait for the compiler to finish its philosophical dissertation on why your code is technically correct but morally questionable. The Haskell logo on the forehead is the chef's kiss - peacefully dreaming about monads while your CPU fans scream in agony. Meanwhile, dynamic language devs shipped three features and two bugs while you were still waiting for the first compilation.

The C# vs Java Holy War: Bird Edition

Java Csharp Microsoft Programming
3 months ago 95.0K views 0 shares
The C# vs Java Holy War: Bird Edition
The eternal language war between C# and Java developers summed up in bird form. One bird starts asking an innocent C# question, only to be immediately attacked by the Java zealot who can't fathom why anyone would choose "Microsoft Java." Then comes the nuclear option: a "your mom" joke involving C# syntax. Because nothing says "I have compelling technical arguments" like reverting to playground insults when discussing strongly-typed languages. The enterprise software ecosystem at its most mature.

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