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Oracle's legal team just discovered that "Navajo" contains "java" backwards and immediately filed a trademark infringement lawsuit. Because nothing says "protecting intellectual property" quite like suing an entire Native American nation over a linguistic coincidence that's existed for centuries before Java was even a twinkle in Sun Microsystems' eye. The signature from "Toad Ellie Hep-End" (an anagram of "The Entitled People") at Oracle Corp is *chef's kiss*. Someone clearly spent their Friday afternoon crafting the perfect satirical jab at Oracle's notoriously aggressive legal department. Remember when they sued Google over Java APIs? Yeah, Oracle's lawyers have more billable hours than your production server has uptime issues. Fun fact: Oracle acquired Java when they bought Sun Microsystems in 2010, and they've been monetizing and litigating it ever since with the enthusiasm of a developer who just discovered their code works on the first try.

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Content Why someone would use as a first programming language: Python: For it's simple syntax Java: To learn basic computer science concepts C: See Java BASIC: They were in cryogenic storage since 1968 Bash: To make themselves feel productive Git: To actually, why would someone use Git as their FIRST language? HTML: To make themselves feel like a programmer CSS: To make themselves feel like a cooler programmer JavaScript: They have a really good idea for a website TypeScript: They have a REALLY good idea for a website Brainfuck: They want to gain new respect for Alan Turing C: Meth addict that needs the same speed from their language C: Cocaine addict that needs the same speed from their language Carbon: To get a head-start on the 10-year job requirement PHP: Masochism Fortran: Masochism but with a better paycheck Rust: Cult induction Microsoft Excel: To feel like a geek without being a programmer Game of Life: Ooh... pretty squares.

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Content Android: Detect softkeyboard open 18 3 When the soft keyboard opens I want a scroll view to scroll down to the bottom. For this I can use: fullScroll(View.FOCUS DOWN); But how do I fire that command after the soft keyboard opening event triggers? android view scroll share edit flag asked Jun 20 '10 at 23:15 Noah Seidman 1,415 3 17 26 add a comment start a bounty 6 Answers active oldest votes 9 Per this post and this post on android-developers it doesn't seem like it's possible to do what you want. You may want to re-examine your use case for what you're doing. Maybe one of the softInputMode flags will work for you share edit flag answered Jun 21 '10 at 0:14 Qberticus 29.5k 6 54 54 34 In december of 2012. Yes that is 2012, Android still has no good way of notifying if the soft keyboard is visible or not. Amazing! - sebrock Dec 6 '12 at 16:28 26 sebrock Same here in 2014 - Rod Algonquin May 1 '14 at 21:22 7 A Ditto for 2015... - Reid Mac Jun 17 '15 at 14:05 7 A 2016 approaching - User3 Oct 21 '15 at 10:07 yup 2016 is here:( - Arlind Feb 4 at 10:24 add a comment show 3 more comments ProdrammerHumor.io

Ah, the classic bitwise vs modulo showdown. Left guy uses (num%2) == 0 to check if a number is even - the textbook approach they teach you in CS101. Right guy with the sunglasses? He's using (num&1) == 0 - the bitwise AND operation that's marginally faster because it works directly with the bits. Same result, but the bitwise operation skips the division calculation. It's the programming equivalent of bringing a switchblade to a butter knife fight. Technically more efficient, practically irrelevant for most applications, but absolutely essential for establishing your dominance in code reviews.