The Only Book That Makes Programmers Cry

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The Only Book That Makes Programmers Cry

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HONEY, PLEASE! You think your romance novel made you sob? Try flipping through a Data Structures and Algorithms book at 3 AM while your deadline looms like the grim reaper! Nothing—and I mean NOTHING—will reduce you to a puddle of tears faster than trying to implement a balanced Red-Black tree while surviving on nothing but energy drinks and shattered dreams! The emotional damage is simply ASTRONOMICAL! 💀

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