McJava: When Your Code Comes With Fries

The bread hierarchy has spoken! Behold the programming language bakery where HTML is that one weird flat bread that didn't rise properly because surprise it's not even a programming language—it's a markup language! Meanwhile, Python, Java, C++, PHP, and C# are all fluffy, fully-risen loaves ready to handle actual computation logic. The bread metaphor is painfully accurate—HTML provides structure but can't "do" anything without JavaScript kneading some life into it. Next time someone claims HTML is their favorite programming language, just point to this carb-loaded taxonomy chart.

Content Got Dunked by 2.5m people Why I still think it's good code, link in the comments Atai Barkai (Qacc) ataiiam ceiling is being raised. cursor's copilot helped us write "superhuman code" for a critical feature. We can read this code, but VERY few engineers out there could write it from scratch. Took lots of convincing too. "come on, this must be possible, try harder". and obviously- done in parts 37 38 39 41 42 43 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 type MappedParameterTypesT extends Parameter Check if the parameter has an 'enum' defined P in Tnumber as P'name": P extends enum: Arrayinfer E ? E extends string Ensure the enum values are strings ? P"required extends false Check if the parameter is optional ? E I undefined If so, include 'undefined' in the type : E Otherwise, use the enum type directly never This case should not occur since 'enum' implies string values Handle parameters defined as 'object' with specified attributes ' extends type: "object"; attributes: infer Attributes ? Attributes extends Parameter ? MappedParameterTypesAttributes Recursively map the attributes of the object never If 'attributes' is not an array of Parameters, this is invalid : Handle parameters defined as 'object ' without specified attributes extends type: "object "; attributes?: never ? any Default to 'any' for arrays of objects without specific attributes : Handle parameters defined as 'object ' with specified attributes P extends type: "object"; attributes: infer Attributes ? Attributes extends Parameter1 ? MappedParameterTypesAttributes Recursively map each object in the array : any Default to 'any' if attributes are not properly defined Handle all other parameter types P"required" extends false ? Include 'undefined' for optional parameters TypeMa P "type" extends keyof TypeMap ? P"type" : "string" undefined : Use the direct mapping from 'TypeMap' for the parameter's type P "type" extends keyof ? P"type" : "string"; 1:57 AM Mar 6, 2024 2.1M Views ProdrammerHumor io

Ah, the language war in coffee mug form. The punchline here is that Java programmers need glasses because they don't "C#" (see sharp). Classic programming dad joke that hits harder after your fourth cup of coffee and fifteenth NullPointerException of the day. It's the kind of mug you hide when clients visit but secretly cherish when debugging legacy code at 11pm. The irony is that most of us need glasses regardless of our language preference—staring at poorly indented code for a decade will do that to anyone.

Content Programmer I think I forgot something. Programmer Yeah, you're right. Compiler if you forgot, then it wasn't important. Exit statement to recursive function

Content ?php header ("Content-type: texthtml; charsetutf-8"); This is a warning to any poor soul who may have to deal with this code. I took over this criminal piece of chaos from a monkey named Joel who I assume had been given a typewriter by Mephistopheles himself. For reasons I have yet been unable to fathom, he decided to patch together this thing using a BaseX setup hardwired into an unfixably broken Manjaro VM, queried by a handwritten plate of uncommented PH spaghetti fit to feed an army of people with a serious death wish, without any framework or CMS. The very long BaseX script, very long PH presenter and very long XSLT stylesheet mostly perform the same heuristic document structuring for different components and are supposed to produce compatible results, but I bet they have mismatches somewhere. Since Prof. T just wanted a few small functional enhancements, I decided to just patch it and keep the general setup. Unless you were hired to correct some spelling mistakes, DO NOT FOLLOW IN MY STEPS. Putting up with this simulation of how a goldfish would design a system has literally given me CLINICAL DEPRESSION. This is not an exaggeration, I am writing this after a prolonged medical therapy - mostly successful, thanks for asking, but not fun. I wouldn't wish this code on anybody who isn't a manager at Oracle or Facebook, and therefore give you this sincere advice: Nuke this. Take the XSLT if you must, and then nuke the app and recreate it in Django or whatever works for you. I would do it myself, but I risked a relapse simply by opening this file again to write this comment. Dear brother or sister, I wish you all the luck and strength in the world and hope it will be enough. Farewell. error reporting (E ALL); ini set ("display errors", true); print '?xmi version"1.o" encoding"UTFg" 7'

Content thecoziestboi 7h Noted. I'll keep that in mind! I noticed CC are quite popular within software engineering. All the 3 languages related in a sense? 4 1 1 SftwEngr 7h They are related in that they all manipulate memory using DSA. C and C are cousins and C is that weird uncle who always gets drunk at Thanksqiving and touches you inappropriately. He married your obese Aunt Java who never stops talking. 14 J