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Content One of the world's best snipers has arrived in Ukraine. The French-Canadian "Wali" from the Royal Canadian 22e Rgiment made his reputation during tours in Afghanistan, Syria and Iraq He fought in the same Canadian unit as the sniper with the world's longest kill (3.5 km) 3 0 9. 4 Awards i read that he became a computer scientist after his time in the service. that means he feels it's more morally correct to kill people than program Javascript Reply 4 5.1k J

Content How it feels to choose a JavaScript framework V A 'S

Imagine walking into an interview, getting asked to sort an array of literally THREE VALUES (0s, 1s, and 2s), and your brain immediately goes "Time to implement Bubble Sort!" The interviewer's soul just LEFT THE BUILDING. Like bestie, you could've just counted them and reconstructed the array in O(n) time, but no—you chose VIOLENCE and picked one of the slowest sorting algorithms known to humanity for a problem that doesn't even need traditional sorting. The interviewer's grandma with her abacus would genuinely finish faster. This is the coding equivalent of using a bulldozer to move a pebble.

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Content If your boss's pants look like this, you wont be upgrading to Java 19 searchjobs.me

Oh, the classic "JAVA as an acronym" meme with our dancing hot dog friend! This is what happens when you've been compiling the same legacy codebase since Java 1.4. The desperate cry of "Just help me please I've been stuck in this enterprise dev job for the past 5 years and I'm slowly deteriorating" hits harder than a NullPointerException on production. The Pokémon screaming "AAAAAAA" at the bottom is basically every Java developer when they see yet another AbstractSingletonProxyFactoryBean in their codebase. Enterprise Java: where your soul and your variable names both get unnecessarily long!