The RGB PC Expectation Vs Reality

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The RGB PC Expectation Vs Reality

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THE SCANDAL OF THE CENTURY! RGB PC owners have been LYING to us all along! 💅

They post these GLAMOROUS close-up shots of their rainbow light shows on Reddit like they're hosting a personal EDM festival inside their NZXT case. But the TRUTH? They're sitting in the dark like some sort of disco-loving gremlin, illuminated only by their unicorn vomit PC while their mom yells "TURN OFF THOSE LIGHTS, YOU'RE WASTING ELECTRICITY!"

The reality is less "high-tech battlestation" and more "radioactive nightlight for grown adults who refuse to admit they're afraid of the dark." But hey, at least your frame rates look fabulous in 16.8 million colors! 💁‍♀️

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