The 5:00 PM Transformation

Someone tried to dunk on Linux by saying it "never succeeded" and got absolutely obliterated with a comeback about embedded systems. Because yeah, Linux totally failed... except it's running on literally billions of devices including the servers hosting that tweet, Android phones, routers, smart fridges, and apparently adult toys. The "sry bro" makes it even funnier because dude walked right into that one. Nothing says success like being so ubiquitous that people forget you're everywhere.

Nobody in the history of programming has ever chosen an endianness based on performance. But choosing big endian because it "looks pretty" in a hex editor? That's the kind of arbitrary decision that haunts codebases for decades. Some dev probably made this call back in 2003 and now there's an entire team maintaining compatibility layers for it. For the uninitiated: endianness determines how bytes are ordered in memory. Little endian (0x01 0x02 0x03 0x04) reads as 0x04030201, while big endian reads naturally as 0x01020304. Absolutely nobody cares until you need to transfer data between systems, then suddenly everyone cares very much .

Nothing will drive you to the brink of madness faster than trying to install Nvidia drivers on Linux. What should be a simple task becomes a descent into dependency hell, kernel module nightmares, and cryptic error messages that make you question your life choices. The true origin story of every supervillain isn't childhood trauma—it's just a sysadmin who tried to get CUDA working on Ubuntu.

Picture the absolute AUDACITY of developers sitting here like skeletal lawn ornaments, waiting for the AI bubble to pop so GPU prices finally become affordable again. Because nothing says "I'm a rational human being" like postponing your entire build for months (years?) because some AI startup decided your RTX 4090 is worth more than a used car. The sheer TRAGEDY of watching datacenters hoover up every GPU in existence while you're stuck running your neural networks on a potato. But sure, let's just casually wait for the entire tech economy to implode so we can finally afford 32GB of RAM without selling a kidney. The patience. The delusion. The skeleton vibes are immaculate.

Intel entering the GPU market with a dual-GPU setup is like watching your quiet accountant friend suddenly announce they're becoming a professional skateboarder. The top image shows Intel's Arc B60 dual-GPU with 48GB VRAM—absolute hardware pornography for the tech-obsessed. And that reaction? Pure tech lust. Five hours of uninterrupted staring is actually the minimum recommended viewing time for new hardware. It's the standard unit of measurement for "how badly do I want this thing I absolutely don't need but will convince myself is essential for checking email."

OH. MY. GOD. This is what happens when you ask a developer to draw Europe but they've spent their entire life budget on RAM instead of geography lessons! 😱 The map is literally made of RAM sticks arranged in a vaguely Europe-shaped disaster. The UK is just a couple of lonely memory modules floating in the "sea" while Eastern Europe is apparently having an ABSOLUTE CRISIS of perfectly aligned DDR slots. This is the most expensive map ever created and it STILL doesn't have enough memory to remember what Switzerland looks like! Someone clearly downloaded their geography knowledge on a corrupted hard drive. Honestly, this is the kind of map that would make both IT professionals and cartographers cry themselves to sleep.