Mechanical-keyboards Memes

A software engineer without the holy trinity of dev peacocking? Impossible. We've all become walking billboards for our employers, mechanical keyboard enthusiasts, and laptop sticker collectors. It's practically our uniform at this point. The true horror isn't the missing swag—it's using the default IDE. No custom theme, no obscure plugins, no 47 keyboard shortcuts that make your coworkers think you're hacking the Pentagon. That's not a developer, that's an alien studying human behavior.