Suffering From GPU Success

Back in the 60s, programmers were literally PUNCHING CODE into cards by hand! 🤯 The person in the image is holding up punch cards with the caption "COMPILERS TOOK MY JOB" - it's basically the original "robots are stealing our jobs" but for coding! Before compilers existed, humans had to manually convert code into machine-readable formats. Then BAM! Compilers showed up and were like "I got this" and an entire profession vanished faster than free pizza at a hackathon! Those punch card operators never saw it coming!

The duality of developers in their natural habitat. While gaming enthusiasts insist that anything below 80fps is basically a slideshow presentation, backend devs are just happy their decade-old codebase still compiles without setting the server room on fire. The fancy Pooh represents all of us who've had to deploy to production on a Friday and whispered those magical words: "If it runs, it's good enough" before immediately turning off Slack notifications for the weekend.

First comment: "HDDs degrade brutally over time. The easiest way to make a computer feel like new is to get a new SSD." Second comment: "My 60k hours 7200 WD Blue HDD wants a word with you" Third comment: "Let me know when it finds those words." The third comment is pure murder—it's implying the HDD is so slow that it's still searching for the words to say! Even a 7200 RPM Western Digital drive with 60,000 hours of faithful service can't escape the brutal truth: while it's desperately spinning its platters to find a comeback, the SSD gang is already three file transfers ahead. It's like watching your grandpa try to remember a story while the kids have already moved on to TikTok.

OH MY GOD, the ABSOLUTE STATE of game development in 2035! 😂 Two game devs practically LOSING THEIR MINDS with hysterical laughter over the most REVOLUTIONARY concept ever - a game that can run on a WHOPPING 24GB of VRAM! Meanwhile, current AAA games are already devouring our graphics cards like they're at an all-you-can-eat VRAM buffet! At this rate, by 2035 we'll need small nuclear reactors just to run the title screen of GTA 7! The optimization apocalypse is upon us, people!

Remember when we'd hunt for game cracks to bypass those pesky CD checks? This genius is applying that same energy to literal fighter jets ! 😂 The F-35 apparently needs regular license verification like it's some overpriced Adobe software, and this person's solution is straight from the 2000s piracy playbook. Just search "F-35 NO-CD crack" and boom—military-grade DRM bypassed! Next thing you know they'll be downloading more RAM for the Pentagon's computers. Piracy... uh... finds a way. 🏴‍☠️

Ah, the classic "congratulations, you played yourself" moment in mobile firmware. This is what happens when you try to be clever with custom ROMs and end up with a paperweight instead. Flashing ROMs is like performing surgery on your phone - except the patient is cursing at you the whole time. The error message's casual profanity and specific callout to Indian customers is the chef's kiss of authenticity. It's the digital equivalent of your server saying "enjoy your meal" and you responding "you too." Remember kids: backups are like condoms. Better to have one and not need it than need one and not have it.