Rtx $5090

Oh look, it's the classic "I hate Nvidia but also I'm completely addicted to their GPUs" paradox! Watching the price go from $1999 to $2499 to $2999 and finally landing at a cool $5000 is like watching your bank account slowly file for bankruptcy in real-time. But here we are, Star-Lord style, pretending we're confused about why we keep crawling back to Team Green like Stockholm syndrome victims.

The GPU market has basically become an abusive relationship where Nvidia keeps raising prices to absolutely BONKERS levels, everyone complains about monopolistic practices and scalper-friendly launches, and then... we all line up at 6 AM on launch day anyway because we NEED those ray-traced reflections and DLSS magic. It's fine, we're all fine, everything is fine while our wallets weep in the corner.