My Take On Razer

Finally, a CAPTCHA that separates the real engineers from the Stack Overflow copy-pasters! Good luck finding those 220Ω resistors without pulling out a multimeter and squinting so hard your eyeballs fall out. Those blue ones? Maybe. The brownish ones with the red band? Could be. The tiny ones hidden behind that capacitor? Who knows! I'd rather debug someone else's uncommented legacy code than prove I'm human with this electrical torture test. Somewhere, a hardware engineer is cackling maniacally.

Oh great, now I can disappoint my manager while checking the time! Someone actually got VS Code running on an Apple Watch, which is both impressive and completely unnecessary—like implementing blockchain in a todo app. Sure, the screen is tiny, the keyboard non-existent, and you'll develop carpal tunnel in your neck from squinting, but hey—you can technically say "I'm coding" while pretending to check if it's time for lunch yet. The saddest part? Some startup is definitely adding "Apple Watch compatible" to their job requirements as we speak.

You spend months saving for that sweet GPU upgrade, finally ditching your ancient 4060TI for the shiny new 5070 with 50% more VRAM. You're on cloud nine! Then you make the fatal mistake of checking r/pcmasterrace the next day where some 16-year-old with daddy's credit card is explaining why "anything less than 24GB is basically unusable in 2024." The hardware rat race claims another victim.

Remember when NVIDIA promised us RTX would revolutionize gaming? Fast forward to reality where we've gone from "RTX Hair" that just makes characters look like they haven't showered in weeks to "HairWorks" that completely overhauls physics but turns your $3000 GPU into a space heater. Meanwhile, the doge meme evolved from normal to buff while our framerates went from 60 to slideshow. Graphics cards marketing in a nutshell: "Sure, your game runs at 3 FPS now, but look at those gloriously realistic individual strands of greasy hair!"

Ah yes, the highly scientific comparison between AMD and NVIDIA where the only metric is... *checks notes*... the number in the product name. Groundbreaking research showing that 6900 is indeed larger than 3090. Next up: shocking revelation that RTX 4090 absolutely destroys both in this revolutionary benchmark. Hardware enthusiasts in shambles right now.

When the documentation said "bare metal programming" but you took it too literally! Someone's gone and filled their CPU socket with copper wires instead of an actual processor, and now they're proudly declaring "Finally finished installing the Processor 👍" like they've accomplished something revolutionary. That's not how you achieve parallel processing, my friend! Those copper strands aren't going to execute your code, unless your program is "short circuit everything." The only thing this is processing is your motherboard's last will and testament.