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You know you've hit rock bottom when your first paycheck goes straight to upgrading from 8GB to 16GB of RAM. Someone's fanning out RAM sticks like they just won the lottery, and honestly? In today's memory prices, they might as well have. That dopamine hit when you finally have enough budget to download more RAM (but legally this time) is unmatched. The fire emoji really sells the excitement of being able to run Chrome with more than three tabs open without your machine turning into a space heater. Welcome to tech wealth: where your riches are measured in DDR4 modules and your bank account cries in silicon.

The great GPU drowning of 2023! While the high-end RTX 5080 and 4090 giraffes stand tall in the deep end smugly claiming "Unreal Engine 5 is working smooth af," all the budget cards are desperately trying to keep their heads above water. That poor RTX 2060 is basically underwater at this point. Nothing quite captures the existential dread of trying to run modern game engines on aging hardware. Epic Games be like "minimum requirements: whatever card was released yesterday." Meanwhile, game devs are nodding sympathetically while secretly adding another particle system that'll bring your GPU to its knees.

When you realize that selling one 16GB stick to buy two 16GB sticks still leaves you with... one 16GB stick. Galaxy brain financial planning right here. It's like robbing Peter to pay Paul, except Peter and Paul are both you, and you're still broke with half the RAM you started with. Mickey's got that look of someone who just discovered that dual-channel memory exists and now his single stick is running in peasant mode. The Kingston Fury Beast deserves better than this economic anxiety. At least Chrome will have 16GB less RAM to consume.

The classic PC enthusiast pipeline: first you're all excited telling your friends how amazing custom PCs are, then you're offering to build one for them because "it's so easy," and finally—the inevitable trap—you're suddenly their personal IT department for life. Nothing says "I've made a terrible mistake" quite like getting a text at 11pm saying "my computer is making a weird noise" and knowing you'll spend your weekend troubleshooting a problem caused by 47 toolbars and a suspicious "free antivirus" download. The real cost of being the tech-savvy friend isn't measured in dollars—it's measured in family gatherings spent updating drivers.

The brutal reality of Assembly language summed up in one perfect Carl Sagan reference! When high-level languages let you just import a library and call makePie() , Assembly forces you to manually manage every electron in the universe. Want to print "Hello World"? First define the cosmos, build a CPU from quarks, and then spend 47 lines moving individual bytes into registers. It's like building a skyscraper with tweezers when everyone else is using cranes. No wonder Assembly programmers have that thousand-yard stare—they've seen the void between the bits.

Someone took the Norwegian flag and turned it into a digital logic circuit tutorial. Starting with the basic flag (NORWAY), they progressively added logic gates: AND gate (ANDWAY), XOR gate (XORWAY), NAND gate (NANDWAY), XNOR gate (XNORWAY), and finally NOT gate (NOTWAY). It's the kind of dad joke that makes you groan and laugh simultaneously. The puns are terrible, the execution is flawless, and somewhere a computer science professor is definitely adding this to their next lecture on boolean algebra. Norway's tourism board probably didn't see this coming when they designed their flag.