OH. MY. SILICON. GODS. Someone actually thought stacking thermal pads on a 7700K processor would save them from the fiery inferno of CPU meltdown! 🔥
That's like trying to stop a volcanic eruption with a stack of Post-it notes! A high-performance Intel processor without proper cooling is basically a miniature sun waiting to turn your motherboard into abstract art. Those pathetic little squares are about to witness the laws of thermodynamics in their most dramatic form!
Next up on "Ways to Set $300 on Fire": using ice cubes in a Ziploc bag to cool your GPU. I'm having heart palpitations just looking at this tragedy in the making!