CPU Temperature: Journey To The Center Of The Sun

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CPU Temperature: Journey To The Center Of The Sun

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OH MY GOD, SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT! This poor CPU is literally running at the temperature of a THOUSAND SUNS! 🔥 15,404,226,624,618,496°C?! That's not a computer anymore, honey, that's a portal to the underworld! The laws of physics have left the chat, the universe is melting, and yet Windows is just casually displaying it like "yeah, this is fine." Meanwhile, your motherboard has probably transcended into another dimension where silicon exists as plasma. But sure, go ahead and download Ryzen Master while your computer is LITERALLY HOTTER THAN THE BIG BANG! 💅

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