CPU Temperature: Journey To The Center Of The Sun

The GPU market is the ultimate gaslighting experience. Those brave souls who splurged on the RTX 3060 with 12GB VRAM in 2021 were mocked mercilessly by the "wait for next gen" crowd. Fast forward to 2023-2025, and NVIDIA's playing memory limbo with newer cards having less VRAM than their predecessors. The 3060 owners are sitting there like Thanos, watching the sun rise on a grateful universe of AI models and textures that barely fit in 8GB. Vindication tastes sweet when you're the only one who can run Stable Diffusion without your computer having an existential crisis.

That ancient Windows 98 laptop begging for sweet release while its buff owner refuses to let go is the perfect metaphor for corporate IT. Somewhere, right now, a critical banking system is running on this exact machine because "it still works fine" and "upgrading might break something." The same people who rush to buy the latest smartphone are forcing this poor machine to run another day. It's not vintage—it's technological torture.

Oh. My. GOD. The AUDACITY of game developers to put raytracing in EVERYTHING! 💅 The meme shows Noah being absolutely FLABBERGASTED by the three types of raytracing animals entering his ark. Like honey, we've gone from "raytracing always on games" (the small elephant) to the DRAMATIC options of "raytracing off" (the big elephant) and "raytracing on" (the penguin). Meanwhile, our graphics cards are LITERALLY MELTING and our electricity bills are having a midlife crisis! But sure, let's make those water puddles look extra reflective while I eat ramen for the fifth night in a row because I spent my life savings on an RTX card. WORTH IT! ✨

Ah, the infamous RGB lighting on a gaming PC that's bright enough to signal aliens! The joke here is brilliant—calling it a "demon core" references the notorious nuclear physics experiment that emitted deadly blue light when criticality was reached. Your GPU isn't just rendering frames—it's rendering your retinas useless! That's what happens when you max out those RGB settings and create a miniature sun in your bedroom. The PC master race's equivalent of a nuclear meltdown is three fans of blinding blue light at 3am when you're just trying to fix that one bug. Pro tip: If you can see your skeleton through your hand when checking your RAM, you might want to dial down those settings in the RGB controller software. Your corneas will thank you.

THE ABSOLUTE HORROR of admitting you're still using an HDD in 2023! Everyone GASPS! The room falls SILENT! Your developer friends look at you with such PITY and DISGUST, like you just confessed to coding in Notepad or still using Internet Explorer! DARLING, the loading times! THE LOADING TIMES! How do you even FUNCTION waiting those EXCRUCIATING extra seconds for your IDE to open?! It's basically technological TORTURE at this point! Next thing you'll tell me is that you don't have RGB lighting on your keyboard either! *faints dramatically*

The GPU market's version of getting catfished. First panel: "RTX 5060 gets a 128-bit bus" sounds impressive until the second panel reveals the fine print: "With 3GB GDDR7 chips & 12GB VRam, right?" The excitement builds! But then the third panel hits with that dead-eyed stare of disappointment, followed by the crushing reality in panel four: "With 12GB VRam, right?" It's like when marketing promises you unlimited data, then whispers "...after 5GB we'll throttle you to dial-up speeds." Nvidia's playing the classic bait-and-switch game that every hardware enthusiast has learned to expect. That 128-bit bus with 12GB VRAM is like putting racing stripes on a minivan - looks cool until you try to actually use it.