Ryzen Memes

Ah, the multiverse of hardware confusion. Someone at marketing decided to slap an Intel logo on an AMD Ryzen processor because brand loyalty is for people who read spec sheets. This laptop must be powered by unicorn tears and compiler warnings. Next they'll tell us it runs both Windows and Linux simultaneously while maintaining your sanity. The perfect machine for developers who can't decide which tech religion to join, so they just worship at the altar of "whatever works sometimes."