What Should You Never Ask Them

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What Should You Never Ask Them

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You know those sensitive topics people avoid at dinner parties? Well, tech has its own version. Don't ask a woman her age, don't ask a man his salary, and whatever you do, don't ask a "vibe coder" to explain their commit messages.

Because let's be real—that commit history is a warzone of "fix bug", "asdfasdf", "PLEASE WORK", and "I have no idea what I changed but it works now". Asking them to explain their commits is like asking someone to justify their life choices at 2 AM. It's not gonna end well.

The "vibe coder" just codes by feel, ships features, and hopes nobody ever runs git blame on their work. Documentation? That's future-them's problem.

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