The Branch That Time Forgot

version control Code review Pull request Master branch Merge conflict Commit history Branch Rebase hell

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The Branch That Time Forgot

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Ah, the special hell of long-running PRs. You started that feature branch with such optimism three months ago, and now it's a fossil record of your coding journey while the main branch zooms ahead like it's running from your merge conflicts.

342 commits behind master is practically a different timeline at this point. Your branch isn't just divergent—it's practically in another dimension where Git's merge algorithm will eventually have an existential crisis.

The only thing more painful than the inevitable rebase will be explaining to your team why you're still asking about the health of a branch that should have been merged or euthanized months ago. But hey, at least you've got a sense of humor about your impending Git disaster!

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